I have so much fun with Chenglish over here. I love finding it and laughing at the craziness of it all. Makes me really want to go back to the states and see our version of Chinese to see how bad it is.
These below are signs from a school here in Wuxi that we went and toured a few weeks ago. There was another sign (I thought I had a picture of, but can't find it now...boo!) that said "Hold your hands and watch your feet." Ha! Most of these are all talking about not stepping on the grass.